Everything is Ordinary




nasturbate:

i would join the debate team, but “you’ve activated my trap card” is not an acceptable thing to say during a debate

helioscentrifuge:

kichiru:

And then she melts into nothing and you walk by that bench again a week later and forget that she was ever there

you mOTHERFUCKER

You look like you can’t comprehend what just happened. That comes as no surprise.

After all, we are all utterly incomprehensible!

The White Stripes - Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground
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Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground
The White Stripes

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steam-crossing:

Things the next Animal Crossing needs:

  • Strawberries, watermelons, grapes, peppers, and blueberries that very rarely appear in your town and can be planted to start an orchard
  • Be able to make fruits into pies to give to your villagers or to display
  • More pattern storage for your player on-hand
  • Being able to have a say on where a villager can place their house
  • Different environments for towns (mountains, savanna, rainforest) to give each town a unique appearance
  • Add-ons for the Cafe like an ice-cream parlor or bakery
  • Bat and salamander villagers
  • Able to buy scuba gear to dive down to see coral reefs and the ocean floor
  • Villagers having the ability to act like jerks if you treat them badly
  • A cavern where you can occasionally find ore or bugs
  • More additions to your home (balcony, watchtower, hidden doors, extended reading nooks, etc)
  • Backpacks, scarves, earmuffs/headphones, long dresses
  • Ability to ask a specialized NPC to move rocks in your town
  • Grass seeds for naturally eroded parts in your town (seriously, my paths are grassy but everywhere else is ugly dirt)
  • EDIT: not having to tan for proper skin tone (I can’t believe I forgot this one, oops)

thetygrinecat:

cat person: yeah dogs are cool but i just like cats better, y’know, dogs just aren’t for me

dog person: LOL OF COURSE I’M A DOG PERSON!! CATS ARE SO MEAN AND NASTY AND THEY DON’T LOVE YOU AND KILLED THE ECONOMY AND CAUSED ALL THE WORLD’S MAJOR WARS FUCK CATS LMFAO DOGS FOREVER!!!!1!1!1!

"I was quiet, but I was not blind." - Fanny Price, Mansfield Park (Jane Austen)
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