From the Neon Genesis Evangelion concept design book
getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny
"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"
"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."
"Time waits for no one."
"So catch up."
Well my speech could have been worse. My information was good, but my time was off by like 20 seconds so I’ll lose points for that. All my other grades in the class are pretty good so it shouldn’t hurt my overall average that much.